Sunday, July 6, 2008

How To Dress Like A Serial Killer

We took a random person of the street and turned them into an extremely creepy serial killer.

If you're looking to obtain the appearance of a cold hearted murderer this is your one stop guide on how to look like a top notch serial killer.

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Saturday, July 5, 2008

QnA With Onision - Episode 4

This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before.

Visit my web site: http://www.onision.com --- how did I come up with that name? Magic.

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Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair

Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them.

This was a very intense vlog to make, but I'm happy I made it because it says a lot of things I needed to get out.

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Check this out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/onision

Thanks for watching!

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Friday, July 4, 2008

Impersonation Contest

Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try?

You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way.

So make a video response today! Every video response that is an actual contest entry will be viewed and commented on by Onision.

All your efforts are appreciated! Thank you for being part of the ONISION REVOLUTION!

Visit the web site at: http://www.onision.com and by all means, if you want to be a bigger part of the Onision world, join the forums! http://forums.onision.com

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Piñata Massacre

You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE.

Visit my web site at: http://www.onision.com and I will reward you with one free viewing of... my web site.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I'M SO GOTH - Music Video

Music video about Gothic people all over the world. Video analyzes the psyche of your every-day goth, and exposes them for what they are.

Turn to the dark side, and find yourself wrapped in it's cold embrace.

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Emo Vlog - STOP ANIMAL TESTING!

You hear about it in the news, you've known about it for years, now I'm letting you know about a new problem: Human Monster Syndrome or you could just call YOU syndrome!

Visit my web site: http://www.onision.com and did I mention my web site? OMG.

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

ROBOT SEX

Robots having sex in many different positions to techno music.

If you haven't seen robots have sex before, you haven't seen robots have sex before.

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QnA With Onision - Episode 3

Todays questions are from: tiakk22, Merimi, marksforce2, atamagahen08, DramaQueenUno, Remnantx6, ZombieChrist  & KingdomHeartsFan63

Not all the questions were answered as some were repeats of previous episodes.

tiakk22
1. When you leave the house (not for work) where is your favorite place to go in Korea?
2. When you leave the job you have and come back to the states what carreer do you plan on going for?
3. Do you have a favorite mythical creature?
4. Do you like Harry Potter? Why?

Merimi
- What game systems do you have.
- What is your favorite movie?
- What TV show would you choose out of these two; The Simpsons or Family Guy?
- What did you eat in your video My Husband: The reptilian alien? (It was supposed to be shit from the toilet i think XD)

MarksForce2
- what is the average time on how ling it takes u to come up whith an idea for an im so video and to wright the lyrics?
- what is your current ammount of subscribers that u have now?

Atamagahen08
- How long have you been married?
- Who is your favorite character played by you?
- What is your favorite color?

DramaQueenUno
- Who inspires you the most?
- Who/Whom would you say are your biggest fans??
- Whats your favorite food???
- Where do you get your ideas????
- What is the one thing you can't live without????

Remnantx6
- The world is going to end in approximately 2 hours.
- How would you spend your last 2 hours alive, and why?

ZomBChrist
1: If you could have any type of super power what would it be and why?
2: Whos your favorite super hero?
3: If you could be doing anything else right now what would it be?
4: Zombie outbreak or Alien invasion?

KingdomHeartsFan63
1. If Onision was not your name what would it be?
2. If you could have any super power you want. What would it be?

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Green Guru Challenge: Recycled Bildo

Michelle Kaufmann has come up with a brilliant contest, where people of all kinds can come together taking useless garbage and turning it into other forms of garbage except this time using it as decoration instead of what it is... garbage.

YES, this video is a joke, YES, you should recycle. Please have fun with it, don't get your feelings hurt!

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